Dreaming of a white christmas?

Well I would rather deram of a warm one..
Going to turn the heating up and snuggle down to a good book ‘The White Rock’ and dream of Peru…
How about you?

Pose like an egyptian

Well I am sure you will be fed up of hearing about Egypt by now, but as they are the pics I still have left .
...and my green dress ones are my fave sorry chaps!
...I felt like I was on a Vogue shoot!.. 

At least your not christmased to death by saucy Santa pictures and naughty elf’s which are bound to be splashed all over the net by this time.
So I might be donned in festive green… but at least I am not decked out like a Christmas tree
.. Unlike my unfortunate lounge that is.
Who knew the tree I picked would touch my ceiling when I got it erect!
.. and then unwrapping it from its white fir protective netting that it would engulf my lounge, so it now has the feeling you have walked in to Narnia… or at least Epping forest
You knew I liked some big wood right?
I just wasn’t banking on the sort that came with the kind nuts that would attract squirrels for the festivities.
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*Ohh just a fair warning, my this here site and blog might be off line for a few hours Tuesday afternoon…just so I can be ‘updated’
...supposedly. Fingers crossed back soon x

Milky Way-Hey!

Well there you go more holiday snaps of me in Egypt..ah.. all ‘the wetter the better’ someone did ask?
Probably not what he meant…
Well with all that sand going on… a girl had to have a good soke..
Hey.. if it was good enough for Clio..
Although you don’t want to know the amount of camels I had to milk to fill that bath….

Full gallery all wet and white here .

Full of Eastern Promise

Well there you go holiday snaps of me in Egypt, with a few more to come in the next coming days to bring me up to this month in my gallery page .
Don’t I look all Middle Eastern!
I feel a Turkish delight moment coming on…or should that be Egyptian?
...now where did that box go…of that pink and soft jelly item that I got for Christmas ..
.....Ahh its on recharge!

In de-nile?

No not quite.. but in Egypt I was..I know ...I haven’t blogged much recently but while I shake the sand out of my shoes…
Having found my phone (sorry guys was not frolicking in Egypt, Muslim country and all that)
The phone I didn’t take with me that everyone has the number too, the one I stuck away in a draw and subsequently couldn’t find when I got back home, has ment days trying to play catch up till I found it..

Yippie! ..I found it lurking in a knicker draw!

Any how where was I?
  Ah yes Interesting Egypt, where everyone wants tipping even in the loo for toilet roll wither you have your own or not and the second question they all ask, after ‘what’s your name’ (if they are over 18)
Is ‘Are you married?’ ...Eeh whats that all about?
  Matrimonial enquiry’s are a national occupation even down to the weird and wonderful music videos…
Where if a guy hasn’t got a girl, he’s either crying over one that doesn’t want him or crying over one that doesn’t know he exists
..The girls on the other hand are always running around in a wedding dress or getting attacked by a guy that randomly jumps out of bushes if they don’t have a man to protect them…All very strange goings on.
  Never saw any bush lurking going on, but lets just say covering up doesn’t just stop you getting too much attention from the sun.

Well I am back for festive frolics now and will update my calendar as soon as I can..
Still not sure what I am doing for Christmas yet, its always last min..fancy a bit of diving in warmer climes but as I am waiting on others to make their minds up, guess it might have to wait till next year.

Right off to down load my holiday snaps and see if I can hunt some out for you chaps that dont include camels,pyramids or tombs ...so you can have a good purve in my gallery.x

Blue Moon

Due to unforeseen and complicated circumstances I know I haven’t been around much..and it wont help at all that I am off gallivanting again and not back till December .

I know I promised a Gallery photo shoot   to commemorate the new bond film Quantum of Solace ..................

So with great thanks to Dollymopp for painting me and Stella Caine for touching me up….took a while but we got there..ha ha yes I needed alot of touching up, how did you know? Thank you ladies!

  Covered in blue body paint that made me look like a giant smurf…You can now bet that some bright spark will take a brief look at the new photo set and then ask me If I can wear the blue rubber cat suit… even though its body paint ...the point might be lost in lust somewhere.
(Lost in Lust?  mummm… that sounds like a photo shoot that needs doing!)

I even managed to catch the film at the cinema the day before the shoot..
Now ...who was the person that saw my covered in engine oil pics and wrote it in the script, like the Goldfinger Golden Girl..but this time with a naked girl covered in oil?
Someone could have at least sent a free cinema ticket my way, because that cant have been coincidence..can it?

Lets just say if they use blue rubber wet suits in the next bond I defiantly want to get invited to a free screening.

A girl cant wait

News this week..I still have jet lag, yes yes its been a jolly two weeks since I got back and I thought my poor body clock would be sorted by now ..but no.
I am awake at silly times when everyone is asleep and asleep when everyone is Up.
It was Ok for the first week, but now its getting on my nerves and messing with my time.
Trying to correct it is worse, the sleeping when I am tired at anytime is not working like it used too.
Lack of travel in the last few months and I am not as up for it as I thought..flying that is..not the frolics which is a great delayer of the lag so I found.

Back to the matter than should be in hand..

Things that Men have on their minds recently. (..and difficulty’s that poses)

*Bending me over balcony’s (Its cold out there, give a girl warning and she can wear something more appropriate)
*Getting frisky on my sofa (not that I really mind but hey its expensive to dry clean a custom built ..so is the sofa..haha)
*Sending me naughty things in the post (for some reason the royal mail likes them too!)
*Wanting me to dress casual jeans and trainers? ( Trying to find a pair of jeans in my wardrobe…er… what kind of girl do you take me for!)

Right before I fall asleep again on the sofa of friskyness with a book in one hand and a wake up with a cold cup of tea in the other…off to grope around in my email box.
This girl cant wait!
Lucky box!

London Calling

Well I am back..(Pat myself down)..yes I think in one piece.Plane was delayed but that was Ok it wasnt for long.
Goodness jet lag creeps up on you doesn’t it!..then jumps on you when you don’t expect it.
Ok I expected it, just not a day later after a frolic..or two..or.
Well you get the picture.

So there am I thinking back in the Uk all is sorted out me thinks.. as I managed to work out my email passwords and get back to people..only to find that although I did email and the pesky US email system said it was sent ..no one got my email. Had a ‘do you ever bother answering your email’ email and knew I was in for trouble. Lets just say there are things I do far, far better.
Gurrr..I am hating all forms of contact at the moment..wonder if semaphore would work better?
Tin cans on a bit of string?
Smoke signals?
Ok I am being silly only for the fact I cant think of anything worthwhile to blog..I know…not that I blog anything worth while..haha

Righty Ho..just to let you know I am back and horny to play.
Now it will go one of two ways..
1.I will get calls from the girls to do coffee, tea, lunch or a dance class for fun or from the Guys for coffee, tea, munch and the horizontal tango.
2.I will get no calls at all because everyone is beavering away at work or still thinks I am away.

You can probably guess which one I am wishful thinking for. No??